I recently saw this and, in honor of the Olympics, thought it was fitting for today!
Heaven is where…
The police are British
The chefs are Italian
The mechanics are German
The lovers are French
And it’s all organized by the Swiss
Hell is where…
The police are German
The chefs are British
The mechanics are French
The lovers are Swiss
And it’s all organized by the Italians
What role would the Americans play in both?!