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Think About It Thursday October 3, 2013

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Mind Your Manners

 

 

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“Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.”  Arthur Schopenhauer

 

I could have easily just used the above quote for today’s “Think About it Thursday” blog, as its meaning is only evident once you think about what it is saying.  If you are nice to someone, they melt.  It’s a simple as that.  But I, being a lover of words, want to expand on the thought.  Of course!

 

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Today in my class the lesson was all about manners.  Yes, my kiddos are only three and four-years-old, but one is never too young to learn good manners.  Many of the things we talked about effortlessly pertain to adults too:  saying “please” and “thank you,” “not wearing hats at the table,” “sharing,” “not talking with food in our mouths,” and my favorite, “not interrupting mom when she’s on the phone.”   Manners are a big deal at our school, so big in fact that a new afterschool offering this year is a manners class designed just for preschoolers.  It’s offered right alongside the always popular gymnastics, dance, and sports options.

 

But, are manners dead, like many fear?  Yes and no.  In fact, some believe the prevailing sociology idea that every generation rebels against its parents but embraces its grandparents’ generation is somewhat coming true.  Take for example the huge popularity of “Downton Abbey” and “Mad Men,” television shows centered around time-honored grace and style.  It’s nice to see Generation Y making old-fashioned manners cool again.

 

It’s Generation Y that has, at the same time, killed off long-standing good graces by their usage and obsession with social media.  It’s not necessary to shake one’s hand when you “meet” them on Twitter and E-vites sent over Facebook don’t require the same effort in RSVP’ing.  Still, “netiquette” is big business  and maybe that’s because when all is said and done, good manners really never go out of style.  (can someone please relay this fact to Miley Cyrus?)

 

It wasn’t too long ago that Emily Post was the etiquette queen.   Today her successors face both published and on-line competition, which is actually quite a good thing when you think about it.  The issues may be different, ranging from whether it’s okay to keep your cell phone handy at dinner if your child is home sick with a baby sitter or what is proper etiquette at a gym, but the values are often the same.   (Ms. Post would probably say if your child is that sick, you should stay home!)

 

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It’s all well and good that books and websites are anything but scarce when it comes to etiquette and manners, but the teaching of them really needs to start at home.  Parents must be the examples.  Dads should be gentlemen so their sons grow up to be one and their daughters marry one, and moms should be ladies.  Both Smitty and I fail often in these quests, but we try our hardest and continue to do so even with Kristen away in college.  Ask her if written “thank you “ notes are a must, and she will roll her eyes but reply “yes!”  You’ll get the same response from her if you ask her if a man should open the door.  On the other hand, calling a grown-up by their first name only?  Uh, no ma’am!  I’m Miss Carla thank you very much.  I love the fact that in the south “yes ma’am” and “no sir” are common utterings (even on Duck Dynasty!) and that respect is still given to elders.

 

Perhaps life in the 21st century  has taken on a more casual form and we’re all becoming desensitized to the horrible swearing that is regularly expressed on TV and in music.  But, there is hope.  I love those like interior decorator Barrie Benson of Charlotte, North Carolina who, when asked by “Southern Living” magazine what she considers the must-have for every Southern lady and she replied, “Her manners!  Before my kids step out the door I ask them if they have their manners in their pockets.”

 

Great advice we could all stand to abide by.

 

Allergic to Health Food? October 1, 2013

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True story: a friend of mine told me she was in the grocery store and overheard a child asking his mom if he could bag some fruit. Yes, she says, but make sure it has an “O” on it. It doesn’t take a nutritionist to realize she meant “O” for organic, the only type of food many people are eating these days. If it’s not organic, then it needs to be gluten-free, free-range, farm fresh, full of probiotics and certainly none of that horrible other stuff found on grocery aisles. Suddenly we should only eat Greek yogurt and green tea has been trumped by black and white tea. It’s as though we’re living in a world of “food fright” and it’s scaring me to death!

 

“Health nuts feel silly one day lying in hospitals dying of nothing?” Red Foxx

 

Just tonight I saw a news story on the whooping cough epidemic-in-the-making in which a mom was interviewed after making sure her children were only using organic foods in a juicer. This mom, however, refuses to vaccinate her children. Instead, she’s counting on a probiotic-rich diet to prevent them from contracting certain diseases. Sadly, it’s many of those unvaccinated kids who are getting whooping cough and spreading it in schools coast-to-coast. Hmmmm…

 

The Organic Craze
So you want to “go organic” but get a serious case of anxiety just walking into any natural foods store? Don’t worry, there’s a lot of confusion out there, mostly about the difference between organic and natural.

 

According to the Mayo Clinic, “natural” and “organic” are not interchangeable. You may see “all natural” and other terms such as “cage free,” “free-range” or “hormone-free” on food labels, but don’t confuse them with the “organic.”

 

Organic foods must adhere to strict standards that prohibit the use of synthetic fertilizers, pesticides, antibiotics or GMOs. In addition, “organic” refers to the way farmers grow and process their products. “All natural” on the other hand, is somewhat meaningless as the FDA doesn’t regulate the claim.

 

So, is organic better for you and worth the high prices? Most experts agree that two groups who benefit most from organics are pregnant women and kids, but keep in mind that “organic” junk food like cookies, chips, and candy still have lots of sugar, fat, and calories, they just don’t have artificial ingredients. In addition, “organic” seafood isn’t required to meet any specific standards (most recommend eating only fish caught in the wild rather than farm-bred or farm-raised fish) and many organic labels are owned by giant corporations that also manufacture other foods. (If you want to avoid anything having to do with non-organic foods, you’re best off only buying locally grown items.)

 

Since organic food is often much more expensive than non-organic food, here’s a simple check list of what most experts agree you should buy organic, and what you can feel safe knowing non-organic is just fine:

 

Buy organic: apples, strawberries, grapes, celery, peaches, spinach, sweet bell peppers, nectarines, cucumbers, potatoes, cherry tomatoes, hot peppers, summer squash, and leafy greens like kale and collards.

 

Okay to buy non-organic: corn, onions, pineapples, avocadoes, cabbage, sweet peas, papayas, mangoes, asparagus, egg plant, kiwi, grapefruit, cantaloupe, sweet potatoes, and mushrooms.

 

But I’m Allergic to It!
So, if we are eating so much healthier, why is there such an increase in food and skin allergies?

 

When I started my job some 10 years ago working at my church’s preschool, allergies amongst our students were rare. Today, they are common. Some experts go so far as to call it an epidemic of food allergies. In fact, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, allergies rose in kids alone 50 percent between 1997 and 2011. In addition, 15 million adults and children in the U.S. have a food allergy and an increasing number of kids have more than one.

 

I find it mind boggling how many allergies little kids have…and I’m talking kids no older than five…especially because I see what those buddies are eating for lunch: mostly organic and healthy foods! But yet, we have egg allergies, peanut allergies, wheat allergies, and dairy allergies, just to name the most common.

 

It was once peanut and tree-nut allergies that were the biggies, nowadays it’s also gluten. Commonly referred to as Celiac Disease, which is actually a hereditary autoimmune disease and not a food allergy, gluten sensitivity resulted in a $4.2 billion market in 2012. Sadly, in some cases, “gluten free” is slapped on items that didn’t contain gluten to begin with!

 

So why are the allergy alarms going off? There are as many hypothesis are there are allergies, from how food is processed to an imbalance of folate in our diets. One leading theory is the fact that society is perhaps overly hygienic.

 

“We live in too clean an environment so our immune systems are not being exposed to and stimulated by bacteria the way they once were,” Dr. Robert Wood, chief of Pediatric Allergy and Immunology at the Johns Hopkins Children’s Center, told “Family Circle” magazine. Amazing, right?

 

Could it be that our obsession with being germ-free is causing a backlash, and not just an increase of allergies? Federal regulators are right now actually deciding whether triclosan, the germ-killing ingredient found in 75 percent of antibacterial soaps and washes is harmful. It’s been around for more than 40 years, but recent studies have announced precautionary approaches regarding safety issues and the use of it.

 

Parents today are also reporting more and more skin allergies in their children. Again, many experts suspect today’s kids are growing up in such clean environments they are more sensitive to things that can trigger allergies.

 

Healthy Halloween

 

Is Anything Safe?
Go to any dinner party and you’ll run into people who are all about healthy foods and healthy eating…some might even be (gasp!) vegan. If these are people who have always been health nuts, are extremely fit, don’t have an eating disorder, are not doing it just to lose weight, or are simply jumping on the organic bandwagon, I applaud them. It’s all the other Dr. Oz wannabees that are beginning to annoy me…the ones who make everyone else feel totally fat, unhealthy and just downright dumb!

 

Take quinoa. As recent as one year ago you probably hadn’t even heard of it. Today, it’s the hot “super food,” somewhat replacing poor little but equally difficult to pronounce endamame. But what exactly is “ke-nwa,” and is it really all that super? What about soy milk? Let’s take a look.

 

Although referred to as a grain, quinoa is actually a seed from a vegetable related to Swiss chard, spinach and beets. It was forever a main diet staple of the ancient Incas, and contains an amino acid called lysine, which makes it a complete protein. (The World Health Organization equates the protein levels in quinoa to the amount found in milk.) Quinoa will also give you a daily dose of vitamin B6, thiamin, niacin, potassium, and riboflavin and is a great source of copper, zinc, magnesium, and folate. It is a complex carbohydrate with low glycemic index, making it good for weight management, and since it’s not related to wheat or grain, it is gluten-free.

 

It’s a bit tough to cook and it’s somewhat bitter taste takes getting used to. In addition, quinoa is coated with toxic chemical called saponin so be sure to rinse it thoroughly. Finally, moderation is key, even with so-called superfoods, so it shouldn’t be eaten every day. A few times a week is said to be plenty.

 

Soy milk

Then there are all the milks: soy milk, coconut milk, skim milk, organic milk. Truth be told, a recent study found that drinking any kind of skim milk, organic or not, is your best bet. Still, many are going the soy milk route.

 

Soy milk is the liquid residue of cooked soybeans. However, many types of soy milk are not made with real soy beans. Fresh soy milk is best, as is whole-bean soy milk. Avoid soy milk made from soy protein or soy isolate and you should also check the label for hidden or added sugars such as “brown rice syrup” or “evaporated cane juice.” One cup of this kind of soymilk can easily wind up being 100 calories more than a cup of skim milk. Your best bet: eat endamame instead and drink skim milk.

 

Coconut milk is another popular drink today and is often a staple for anyone following a Paleo diet. From a nutritional perspective, it’s an excellent choice. It’s high in saturated fatty acids and medium-chain triglycerides, which are easily burned as fuel by the body. However, coconut milk often contains somewhat dangerous Bisphenol-A (BPA), guar gum, Fructose malabsorption…look them up if you’re big on coconut milk.

 

Let’s go back to The Paleo Diet, also popularly referred to as the caveman diet, Stone Age diet and hunter-gatherer diet, since it is based on the presumed ancient diet of wild plants and animals that cavemen ate during the Paleolithic era. It consists mainly of fish, grass-fed pasture raised meats, eggs, vegetables, fruit, fungi, roots, and nuts, and excludes grains, legumes, dairy products, potatoes, refined salt, refined sugar, and processed oils.

 

Whew! So much info and so much to choose from and all I really want to do is eat! I like to think of my mom as being a health nut before being a health nut was cool. She drinks whole (non-organic) milk, uses real butter, eats meats in moderation, loves breakfast, drinks hot tea, brews her coffee, and uses half-and-half in it or drinks it black. She’s always prescribed garlic for colds and her green chile will cure the worst of your aches and pains. But, she’s not a vegetarian nor does she shop at Whole Foods. Still, she is a healthy 83-year-old who enjoys a nice meal and good glass of wine. Maybe we can all learn as much from “Dr. Ama” as we can from Dr. Oz.

 

Sunday Scripture September 29, 2013

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Sorry if this offends anyone, but I feel this way and couldn’t resist.

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Dying to Live September 26, 2013

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It’s been said that what you will probably be thinking about on your death bed is what you should be working on daily, but we all tend to get caught up in that little thing called life and forget what living is truly all about…until we are faced with that big thing called death.

 

Bonnie Ware is a nurse who spent several years working on relieving and preventing the suffering of patients, caring for them in the last 12 weeks of their lives.

 

Ware recorded her patients’ dying epiphanies in a blog called “Inspiration and Chai,” which created so much attention it prompted her to write a book titled “The Top Five Regrets of the Dying.”

 

She writes of the phenomenal clarity of vision that people gain at the end of their lives and how the rest of us might learn from their wisdom. “When questioned about any regrets they had or anything they would do differently, common themes surfaced again and again,” she said.

 

Here are the top five regrets of the dying, as witnessed by Ware:

 

1. I wish I’d had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me.
“This was the most common regret of all.  When people realize that their life is almost over and look back clearly on it, it is easy to see how many dreams have gone unfulfilled.  Most people had not honored even a half of their dreams and had to die knowing that it was due to choices they had made, or not made.  Health brings a freedom very few realize, until they no longer have it.”

 

2. I wish I hadn’t worked so hard.
“This came from every male patient that I nursed.  They missed their children’s youth and their partner’s companionship.  Women also spoke of this regret, but all of the men deeply regretted spending so much of their lives on the treadmill of a work existence.”

 

3. I wish I’d had the courage to express my feelings.
“Many people suppressed their feelings in order to keep peace with others.  As a result, they settled for a mediocre existence and never became who they were truly capable of becoming.  Many developed illnesses relating to the bitterness and resentment they carried as a result.”

 

4. I wish I had stayed in touch with my friends.
“Often they would not truly realize the full benefits of old friends until their dying weeks and it was not always possible to track them down.  Many had become so caught up in their own lives that they had let golden friendships slip by over the years.  There were many deep regrets about not giving friendships the time and effort that they deserved.  Everyone misses their friends when they are dying.”

 

5. I wish that I had let myself be happier.
“This is a surprisingly common one.  Many did not realize until the end that happiness is a choice. They had stayed stuck in old patterns and habits. The so-called comfort of familiarity overflowed into their emotions as well as their physical lives.  Fear of change had them pretending to others, and to their selves, that they were content, when deep within, they longed to laugh properly and have silliness in their life again.”

 

Do any of these ring true with you?  What would your biggest regret be if this was your last day of life?  Maybe today is the day to forget about the regrets of the past and start living the dreams of the present and future.

 

Picture Perfect September 24, 2013

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Perfectly posed in the middle

 

Watching the Emmy’s a few nights ago, I was struck by how similarly posed almost all of the red carpet actresses were as they stood in front of photographers and fans.  Its seems even the youngest and most novice of “stars” knew just how to bend their knee, tilt their head, and “smize” with their eyes.  They are not alone.  In fact, life today seems like one big photo op thanks to ever present cameras in our ever present smart phones.

 

Take a look at someone’s Facebook, Instagram, or Tumblr account and you’ll see similar poses:  hand on hip, said hip to the side, and hair just so.  Looking good in a photo has gone big time thanks to social media, but just because you look good in the mirror doesn’t mean you’ll look good in a photo later.  And we all know how humiliating an unflattering picture can be, especially if it ends up in the wrong hands or on your timeline!

 

So, how does one look their best when being photographed?    First of all it’s important to note there’s a difference between being photogenic and being attractive and that you don’t necessarily have to be attractive to be photogenic.  Whether you’re being photographed by a famous photographer or a friend with an IPhone, here are some tried and true measures you can incorporate into your next pose:

 

1.  Think before you dress.  Almost any outing these days is photographed, so always wear something you know is flattering.  Pick a top or dress with an interesting neckline and a bold color usually photographs better than black or white.  However, all one color is also a good idea.

 

2.  Once you’re dressed and you’ve arrived, refuse to ever be photographed from below, as it will make you look much heavier, and avoid being photographed sitting down if possible.  If you do get caught sitting down, quickly cross your legs at your ankles before being snapped.

 

3.  If you’re being photographed outside, avoid direct sunlight as it’s unflattering color-wise and squinting makes your jawline look bigger than it is.  Late afternoon or early evening are the best times for outdoor photos.

 

4.  If you’re being photographed in a group, try to get on the end, as it’s the most flattering spot.

 

5.  Always remember that whatever is closest to the camera will look bigger!

 

Now for that all important pose:

Angle your chin slightly down and forward, even though it may feel  slightly awkward.

When smiling, put your tongue on the roof of your mouth.  (Really!  Even Heidi Klum supposedly does this!)

Turn your body three-quarters to the camera (never head on…see photos above!)

Place one foot behind the other and bend the forward leg at the knee.

Point your toe to the camera and place your weight on your back foot.

Put your hand on your hip on the same side of the bended leg.

 

That’s it!  Now you are red carpet ready!  Say “cheese!”

 

 

Fall Fashion: Love It or Leave It? September 23, 2013

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Fall has officially arrived, at least according to the calendar and all the ginormous September fashion magazines!   I’m seriously tired of my spring and summer clothes and can’t wait to pull out my sweaters (albeit cotton ones!), pants and boots.  For the most part, I’ll wear what I wore last year and the year before that, but I also like to add a touch of what’s new this season.

 

Photos I post here are often of the designer type, only because that’s what shown on runways.  But, don’t panic!  Keep in mind that these trends can be found duplicated in department stores and even discount stores coast-to-coast.  You don’t have to spend a pretty penny on something as frivolous as pink fur or silver oxford shoes and as I’ve blogged many times before, I don’t recommend doing so!  Also keep in mind that these new items, in my mind, are meant to go along with the tried and true classics:  little black dresses, cashmere, riding boots, pashminas, etc.  Let’s not totally reinvent the fashion wheel!

 

So here’s my “September issue” of what’s hot this fall.  Let me know whether you love it, or just as soon leave it!  Have fun!

 

Colored fur

Alexander Wang         rby-colored-fur-carolina-herrera-de   fur1

    

 

 

 

Leopard  print

Valentino         wear-leopard-print-for-fall-burberry-fall-2013-collection

converse     Jimmy Choo       loub-429-257-out

 

 

 

Studded

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Chic Sweatshirts (my daughter will love this, as she’s already sporting one of the Lichtenberg hoodies!)

Brian Lichtenberg                          sweatshirts

 

 

Big coats

oversized-coats-fall-trend-2013 from ivy pro blog     coats

 

 

 

Pretty in Pink

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Capes

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She’s so blue

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Grey is the new black

Céline-Fall-2013-Grey-Boots Celine-Triple-Grey-Felt-Shopping-Tote-bag-Fall-2013 Grey-Lucian-Matis-600x900   NARS-Fall-2013-Collection-Galathee-Nail-Polish

 

 

 

Moto/Rocker chic (think leather mixed with something feminine)

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Lace

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Cammo  (call it the “Ducky Dynasty” influence.  Uncle Si must be so proud!)

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Embellished everything

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Foulard print (think neckties!)

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Coated denim

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Two-tone and patch-work denim

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Knee high and Over-the-knee boots

Chanel-Over-The-Knee-White-Calfskin-Boots-Fall-2013-2 Tom-Ford-Zipper-Heel-Over-the-Knee-Leather-Boot-Fall-2013   Gucci

   

 

 

 

Wedge booties

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Booties of all kinds!

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Curved Heels  (I’m not a fan but they are everywhere!)

Givenchy-Curved-Heel-Tri-Color-Snakeskin-Boot-Fall-2013-2  NKirkwood Dior Louis-Vuitton-Bow-tie-pump-4

 

 

 

Dressy pointy

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Heeled loafers

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Oxfords

Coach oxford    lulus oxford2

 

 

Sweet and Feminine

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Gladiator

Casadei-Black-Strappy-Pumps-Fall-2013                 Giuseppe-Zanotti-Red-Lace-Up-Paneled-Sandals-Fall-2013     gladiator boots - ny mag

 

 

Sunday Scripture September 22, 2013

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Mother Teresa

 

Friday Funny September 20, 2013

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Happy Friday everyone!

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Tuesday’s Tip September 17, 2013

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Lets go shopping

Rules to Dress By

 

Fashion is one of my favorite past-times, but, even if it’s not one of yours, there are some tried and true “rules to dress by” that we should all follow, regardless of budget or style.   They are simple and they are fool-proof.

 

Here are my top 10 “Rules to Dress By:”

  1. Choose trends wisely and don’t overspend on them.  Even though something is the trend of the moment, decide if it really flatters your figure and if it’s age appropriate.  Also, don’t spend a fortune on something flashy or hip.  Instead, spend your money on classic pieces that flawlessly transfer from one season to the next.
  2. Wear interesting shoes.  This is probably my favorite one because, as I like to say, “shoes always fit.”  Fun or stylish footwear is a great way to add spunk to your look and take on a trend that may be short-lived.
  3. Layer on jewelry.  Today the bigger the better and your statement necklace can’t be big enough.  But, never play up more than two areas at a time (ring and earrings, earrings and necklace, bracelets and necklace, etc.)  and find an element that ties all your pieces together.
  4. If you’re not sure of your style or the dress code, stick to a neutral palette of black, tan, gray or ivory and add a splash of color with fun earrings or a playful scarf.
  5. Spend your money on shoes and bags but shop for clothes on sale.
  6. Don’t forget about tailoring.  Minor adjustments can make the world of difference in how something looks on you but only spend money on pieces you plan to wear often and for an extended amount of time.
  7. Use fashion to highlight and camouflage your body.  Accentuate what you love and downplay what you don’t like.
  8. Just because it fits doesn’t mean it looks good.  Think style, not size.
  9. Sophisticated touches never go out of style.  Think pearls, a classic clutch, pointy toed heels, or a bold lip.
  10. Casual doesn’t mean sloppy and formal doesn’t mean slutty.

 

Do you have any “rules to dress by” that you can share?  I’d love to hear them!

 

Tattoo You? September 16, 2013

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After two days of blissfully watching college and pro football over the weekend, I happily settled in to watch “The Miss America Pageant” last night. Yes, I admit it. I love pageants. Always have probably always will. Sound contradictory to you…this lady who loves her football but also loves her pageants?

 

Actually, yes, but perhaps no more contradictory than the blonde bombshell who competed as Miss Kansas last night. You see, 22-year-old Theresa Vail is a tattooed, M16 marksman, majoring in chemistry and Chinese at Kansas State University. Not your typical glamour girl, right? For the show’s “parade of shoes,” Vail proudly donned army boots. She also proudly displayed her two “tats” during the swimsuit competition…a first for the celebrated pageant. She didn’t win the crown but she certainly won the publicity title. No one seemed to be asking her about the Chinese language, her mastering of Pavarotti’s “Nessun Dorma” during the talent competition, or her National Guard membership. Nope, everyone was focused on her ink.

 

Tattoo Miss Kansas

 

 

Tattoos are common place these days, but Vail’s unabashed display of the “Serenity Prayer” along her torso and the military medical symbol on her neck still took many by surprise and probably shocked many more. “Body Art,” as proponents call it, has achieved somewhat widespread acceptance thanks in part to Hollywood, the music industry, and many an athlete. But why then, is tattoo removal a growing industry and “tattoo regret” a growing sentiment?

 

Tattoo

(Bill Whitehead)

 

Call me old fashioned but I just don’t get it. Had I gotten inked back in the day, it very well could have been a tattoo of maybe David Cassidy or an “Onward Thru the Fog” script. Years later I may have even added a take-off of the Rolling Stones’ “Tattoo You” album or the Sooner Schooner. How would any of those look on me today?! Even a beautiful snowflake or flower would look pretty ridiculous on this 50-year-old body. I remind Kristen of this all the time. Personal tastes change often and rapidly when it comes to music, fashion, and trends. Would she really want the Backstreet Boys logo on her backside today?! Maybe there’s a reason those above the belt on the backside tats are called “tramps stamps.” Actually, it’s probably just because the words rhyme, but the message is still conveyed. And, all this has nothing to do with the health risks associated with second-rate tattoo parlors and unclean needles. Is that Hawaiian flower or Chinese symbol really worth the risk?

 

So, at the risk of making some of you upset or angry, I’m gonna say it: my personal opinion is one that doesn’t favor tattoos in general. I have relatives and many good friends who sport them, but for me, not so much.  Kristen has occasionally voiced a desire to get one, but she knows I’m against her doing so and have let her know that if she thinks she’s mature and independent enough to tag her body, she’s mature and independent enough to support herself.

 

As I mentioned above, many today are going to great lengths to remove previously coveted tats; a very costly, painful, and difficult procedure. Pop musician Robbie Williams of Pink Floyd fame is even quoted as saying, “I wish it was like an Etch-a-Sketch where I can wipe them all out. It would be nice to have a pure, clean body again.”

 

And that, brings up a whole other sensitive issue: the simple beauty and sacred vessel that a human body constitutes. God created our bodies and a tattoo is kinda like putting graffiti over a Michaelangelo painting. The original was perfect. Don’t mess with it.

 

In addition, if you’re tatted up and looking for a job, your beloved ink could make it harder for you to get hired. A recent study showed employers often associate tattooed workers with “reduced productivity” and may show preference for untattooed employees when hiring or promoting. These employers obviously weren’t in the music or other equivalent industries, but for the rest of us, the study is worth noting.

 

Now the government may be getting involved. Federal lawmakers are looking into a new bill that would make someone have to wait 24 hours before getting a tattoo through the common practice of “walk in” tattooing. Naturally tattoo artists and businesses are against any such regulation, but 48 states already have body art regulations in place.

 

I certainly am not one to support more government in our lives and yes, I have seen a few attractive tattoos. A simple and discreet cross does not bother me, nor does a husband and wife tattooing wedding bands on their ring fingers. I’ve always said if I HAD to get a tattoo I’d either get a globe on my shoulder (because that’s where I carry the world!) or this simple picture:

 

Let It Go

 

 

I also admit that I’ve always kinda liked Nicole Richie’s rosary tattoo around her ankle and that some tattoos are virtual works of art, like this one:

 

Tattoo1

 

But those creepy 3D ones, anything scary or savage, or anything on one’s neck? Uh, no. “That’s a beautiful bleeding head tattoo on your arm and an awesome scorpion crawling up your neck” said no one ever.  Why, why, why?

 

So, as the Miss America pageant perhaps proved, the issue is far from black-and-white. In fact, it’s as colorful as the sleeve on Adam Levine or the prayer on Miss Kansas.